Arkansas Business

This story is from the archives of ArkansasSports360.com.

We'll thank the folks over at gawker.com (rather than golf.com, where we thought we'd find it first) for this little tidbit that we feel every golfer should read about: The Platinum Tees. Apparently, this is a company that provides babes as golf caddies in Las Vegas. Sort of like, or maybe just like, an escort service for the golfer, taking around all around the course. Apparently, where slices and shanks would leave you distressed, there is no problem with the game when you've got a Platinum Tee caddie alongside. What you tell the lil' missus back hom is your problem.

There are plenty of punchlines we could add here, too, but we'll just leave it to your imagination. Guess just having cute beer-cart girls wasn't enough in Vegas.

Here's the propanga on page 1 of the website. Book your Platinum Tee now:

The PLATINUM TEES are a group of professional female caddies that offer a unique and fun way to spend a day on the golf course.  In association with the esteemed PLATINUM MODELING AGENCY, the PLATINUM TEES are hand selected from MODELS and put through rigorous training.  The TEES are the ONLY FEMALE CADDIES professionally trained by ESPN and PGA of AMERICA GOLF PRO Clif Vanetti.  Not only are they BEAUTIFUL, but they know the difference between a putter and wedge, take care of your ball, clean your clubs, drive your cart, fix divots, tend the pin, and most importantly keep you smiling!  You'll be the envy of your fellow golfers with a day on the greens with the PLATINUM TEES.

PLATINUM TEES ARE PERFECT FOR:

    * Bachelor parties
    * Birthday parties
    * Divorce parties
    * Tournaments
    * Corporate events
    * To spruce up your favorite past time!

PLATINUM TEES meet you directly at the course of your choice and come professionally dressed according to dress code.
Please contact us for pricing, group discounts, and monthly specials.

BOOK TODAY!
 "PLAY A ROUND WITH THE PLATINUM TEES"