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The University of Arkansas has apparently inked an agreement with Pepsi to sell the soft drink exclusively at all school events and soda fountains. If you’re looking for a Coke and a smile at the next football game, you’re going to have to settle for just a smile, we guess.

You’re probably thinking right now… Isn’t this America? Didn’t we just celebrate a holiday remembering those who fought for our freedom of choice? And now, now, our young men and women studying to become future doctors, lawyers and architects are going to be forced to drink Pepsi?

We’re not sure if Pepsi is an advertiser for ArkansasSports360.com, but we don’t care right now. Look, Pepsi is weird. It’s always been weird. It was run by Joan Crawford. It set fire to Michael Jackson’s hair. Say what you will about New Coke, but we’ll always point out CLEAR PEPSI.

We had a friend in junior high that came from a Pepsi family. We’d go to his house and they’d have Pepsi in the refrigerator, Hunt’s ketchup on the table and bags of Sour Cream Ruffles instead of the regular kind. Pretty sure he’s a serial killer now.

Some people won’t mind the change. “Happy Fan” makes the first comment on the above article and says “I actually love Pepsi and Dr. Pepper! It will make game day better for me :)”, thereby proving that “Happy Fan” is some sort of undercover Communist. The UA stands to make $19 million for this TEN-YEAR DEAL, but in the end, you can’t beat the real thing.

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